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| U've got style,u've got looks,u've got intelligence,u've got brains and oops I have got the wrong number. |
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering. | |
| This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. |
 | I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.U cry I cry.U lauf I lauf.U jump out of da window....I look down and den...I lauf again... | |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. | I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. |
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I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. | Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? | |
| Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly.... well enough about ME! How are you? |
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U r someone I don't want to lose... U r someone I won't forget... U r someone who is special to me... U r WAT'S UR NAME I FORGOT? | |
| Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. |
| I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. | |
